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The HRE opponent reached Castle at 6:30

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They've taken map control with knights and 
claimed four of the relics

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We've walled off our base and built spears 
to defend

4
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But are stuck in feudal and need to start 
a farm transition

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It's alright, we're booming on 2TC Song, 
and can start castle in a minute

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My emperor, our scout

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Our scout reports that HRE has already started 
building Swabia

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They'll be in Imperial soon

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Anyone who doesn't main China, please leave 
the room

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How the fuck is this possible? What incompetents 
designed this game?

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How the hell can HRE start Imperial before 
China starts Castle

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I don't know why I play this weak-ass civ

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Why do I have to age up twice to get my civ 
bonuses

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I have to spend 600 additional resources 
for Song while French just builds faster 
villagers by default!

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My emperor, China's had high winrates in 
the tournaments since the last patch

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All because of Four Lakes which isn't in 
the Ranked map pool you imbecile

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My Emperor, most of the pros think China 
was buffed in the last patch

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And yet it still has the third lowest winrate 
and pickrate in >=Diamond

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The changes aren't enough!

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I have to invest in a second TC and Song 
Dynasty, and micromanage Imperial Officials, 
WHICH ARE STILL BUGGY AS HELL TO USE

21
00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,800
All while HRE, English, and Mongols get massive 
economic boosts just by going directly to 
Castle

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00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:13,700
And French, Delhi, and Rus just overpower 
you in Feudal while you spend 450 food per 
min just making villagers!

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At least Abbasid only has to spend half the 
food

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I should have quit being a China main and 
switched to Delhi, like Leenock!

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I've been playing China since the game released

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I continued to play China every time we got 
nerfed

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Even when they nerfed the Clocktower and 
Imperial Official Supervision

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BUT THEN THEY QUADRUPLE NERFED BOMBARDS AND 
GRENADIERS AND MADE OUR LATEGAME WEAKER THAN 
ENGLISH

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All because team game players can't learn 
how to pressure China before lategame

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The stats didn't even show a high Chinese 
winrate in team games

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And yet these noobs continued to whine that 
they couldn't stop Chinese double Imperial!

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And they still continue to whine!

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It's alright, they changed the team game 
win conditions, Fire Lancers can't landmark 
snipe you anymore

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All China needs is cheaper Dynasty landmarks

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But the devs are never going to do that

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It's over

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Song Dynasty will probably be nerfed next

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But if you think I will ever disgrace myself 
by learning another civ, you are mistaken

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I will go to my grave with these words: Zhum 
Bee Tsu Sah