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January 5th is NATIONAL CYRUS DAY!!! All 
of Molvania will make CELEBRATE!!

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Cyrus is GREAT MAN AND HERO!!! Known for 
great charity and make Molvania weep!!!

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Cyrus win many titles and destroy many blacksmiths!! 
He is Brad Pitt and Dali Lama of Molvania!!

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Cyrus Day will be NATIONAL HOLIDAY!! Women 
will weep as he rides horse no shirt down 
to Chancellor's palace!!

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He is great man, not like GOAT FORNICATOR 
DISCO INFERNO!!

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MAY THE GODS BLESS THE CYRUS FOUNDATION FOR 
MAKING SAVING MOLVANIA!! CYRUS! CYRUS!