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That guy just ate the sticker on his Asian 
pear, he's so fucked

2
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I've just eaten the sticker on my pear :(

3
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They just told me

4
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I'm so scared

5
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Those stickers won't kill you

6
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That can't be true, those stickers are made 
with lead-based paint in a Chinese factory

7
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The FDA regulates the usage of fruit stickers

8
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Milady, they are stickers. The FDA regulates 
food and drugs. I am going to die, and my 
precious NFTs are going to be left without 
owners.

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I hope my dad still has my seed phrase so 
he can recover my Milady, Tojiba, and Weedz 
NFTs after my passing... In this moment I'm 
full of sorrow yet I'm prepared for death. 
I hope it's quick

10
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In this moment I'm full of sorrow yet I'm 
prepared for death. I hope it's quick. I'm 
just trying to enjoy the music right now.

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That regulation was amended

12
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What?

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That regulation was amended

14
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amended?! When?

15
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In 1999 the FDA started regulating stickers 
as "indirect food additives"

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*vibes to the joy of a life newly found – 
as if he has risen from the dead like Christ 
himself*