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[Stupid music in the background]
[Stupid 
school in the foreground]

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[Gotta go fast]
-fml diarrhea again

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[Running around at the speed of sound]
-come 
beck here negguh

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Listen up fags

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You take this shit and you put it there

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And then you get this fucking piece of shit,

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which is, to be honest, quite fucking useless.
Do 
you understand it skrubs?

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Do page 69...

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...and 420 for next time, fags.

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[EXPLOSION]

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Dafuq is goin on faggots?

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Did you do sometin u fuken bitch.

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-No u fag get off my fuken case.

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[Fap sounds slowly intensify]

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[UGH]

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[PSP UGH PLEB]

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[GTA INTENSIFIES]

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ohfuck.

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-sigh of disapproval-

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-Ay ma nigga!

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-Ayyyy! #sweg420# [Throws suitcase uncontrollably]

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I fuked some skrubs up 2day

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They be screamin at dem mics as I was rapin 
dem wiff mtn dew

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[Falls to his death]

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Gj m8 dey got rekt

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No fuk u.

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WAT TE FUCK DO U THINK U BE DOING NEGGUH

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NIGGA GO FUCK URSELF WIFF A CATCUS

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NO PLS DON'T STEAL MY VIRGINITY

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AUUUUGH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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HEIL HITLORR

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FWOP

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hitlor fuked me.

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[it was so sugoi I have to write about it 
on my blog]

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why u do dis heetler

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Bitch go back to eating dick.

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[Fucking noise]

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JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SKROBS!

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Today I decided 2be a real bich and change 
the essay towpics

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So ull write me an essay about dix

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DO YOU FUCKING LIKE IT OH WAIT I DON'T CARE-

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CLASS : FOK U TEACHOR

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Take out a piece of shi-- papurr.

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And start writing the storey of yo livez

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bcuz if u dont ill come there and personally 
fuck u up the ayzz

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we cool?

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CLASS : HELL NAW

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Kool lez roll ma niggaz

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Yo essayz were so fuken terribol I got ear 
cancer

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Listen to dis fuken thing for exampl

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CLASS : fuk.

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My lyf iz fuken great. I get all ze bitches, 
they literally cum beggin 2me for a blowjab.

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Dey all be hungry fo ma dik.

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So when dey ask I give em ze dik.

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Boyz sometiems 2. Errbody be hungry for ma 
dik.

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I dunno whah, me guess it be real tasty. 
But anyway my lyf iz literally ma dix.

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Oh did I mention I have 2 dix? I di-n't?

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Ye I be havin 2 dix lol. Its cool.

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So I can teyk 2 blowjahbs at onnce. Der waz 
dis one tiem sum bitch wanted to blow meh 
but her fren wanted too.

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So dey both grab a dik and start suken and 
dat is my lyf story

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kthxbai 420 69

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Oh wait I didn't mention I have boobs as 
well. Ye.

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I jus hide dem unda da shirt. Lel.

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Okay fo realz dis tiem kthbai ma niggaz and 
remember to blaez eet.

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Bitch 1: I wanna suk his dik.

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Bitch 2: Me 2 I wan sum akshun
Bitch 3: I 
wan sum toooooooo

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Boy: Who DOESNT wan his deek.
Bitch 1: We 
haev to decide.
Bitch 5: Leev it 2me beb.

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Bitch 1: Look we all wanna suk yo dik.
Boy: 
Me 2.
Stupid Protagonist: But I have 2 dix.

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Prick 1: Dafuq do u want is dis sum gangbang 
or sth

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Random Bitch I don't even: We invite u to 
suk his dik.

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Prick 2: Do u think we gay or sth I aint 
sukin no dik

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Random Bitch 2: But he haz 2 dix.

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Prick 1: Fuk then count me in mayn.

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Random Bitch 3: Cool are u cumin prick 2

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Prick 2: AW HELL NAW I AINT SUKIN NO DIK!

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Protagonist: Fuck u prick 2

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Prick 1: Ye Im sorry he can be a reul bich

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Random Bitch whatever: The president will 
fuck yo ass up negguh

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Prick 2: She wat now bitch?

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Random Bitch: Dont cum cryin to mi when yo 
ass iz bein spankd faggot.

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Prick 2: ALL RIGHT FINE ILL SUK HIS DIK JEEZ

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Protagonist: U TRYIN TO PIK A FIGHT M8? FUK 
YE GET OUT OF MA FACE.

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Prick 1: Did he not liek our bjs?
Prick 2: 
Wtf m8 he fuken mad

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Prick 1: Fuk negguh dis be bad.

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Prick 1: Ok so we go to his house at 8 for 
dik sukin?
Prick 2: Ye m8 perfect bday gweft

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[Fuken Credits]
Thanks for watching the definitive 
version of this movie. XOXOXOXOXO.