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Hello, welcome to England in the Dark Ages.

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I am here to give my expert opinion to the 
King.

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We need to maintain peace in Europe to prosper 
and grow.

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Our culture, language, even our diet will 
improve through mutual agreement.

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We will only be harming ourselves if we don't 
work together.

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It would be foolish to reject friendships 
or alliances.

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We are stronger together than apart.

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There is nothing to fear from integrating 
with foreign communities.

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More free movement of labour and goods can 
only be a good thing for the Britons.

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Oh bugger it's the Gove Knight!

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We've had enough of you bloody experts!

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Come on! White Earl on White Knight, let's 
see who's whiter.

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Our special guest Enoch Powell can Umpire.

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Come on Nigel, where's our symbol of the 
pure race?

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You daft twat, you're a Dulwich boy, this 
isn't Eton where it pays to be stupid.

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Lucky I go to a normal High School like Dulwich.

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Yes, normal and average.

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Nope too black

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I bet he comes back with something stupid, 
I'm going to see.

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Just make sure it isn't you know, colourful.

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Fuck me bruv, I've just found this, looks 
like Brexcalibur.

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Boys, what's that you've got? Brexcalibur, 
is it white enough for us?

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No

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Maybe, but it's Nigel's, King of the Racists 
now. (Heil Fuhrage in background)

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King of the Racists oh my!

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I feel whiter and Britisher already. Does 
this mean?

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Quick, the anti-fascist Euro Tories, put 
it back lad.

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(Chanting- We aren't racists but...)

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Say nothing lads, I got this.

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Who touched it?

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(Shouting random soundbites)

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Told you, we aren't racists.

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Go on Nigel, your turn, show them that you 
aren't a racist.

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(Cheering- Nigel King of the Racists)

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I thought you said show him you are. So what 
does King of the Racists do?

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He has to build an army of Racists. A People's 
Army if you will.

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You'll need someone to teach you the old 
ways too.

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I thought he killed himself in the bunker?

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Oh you mean Mr Powell?

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He'll teach you all about the forbidden art 
of repatriation, how to get away with saying 
really racist things.

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By the time he's finished with you, you won't 
be able to do a crossword without getting 
angry about the black squares invading.

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Not crosswords!

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He'll even teach you how to be racist to 
white people.

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No way!

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Nige, so how racist have you been so far?

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I knew an African once, Pedro.

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Great, we can cross Africans off the schedule. 
Let's focus on Europe. First you need to 
split the party.

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(Shouting- Enoch Powell come here)

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(Crowd booing, yelling "Nigel listens to 
us")

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Under this mans banner we will overturn that 
vote we had in 1975. Take back control!

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Did you hear that, I told you they weren't 
going to shut up about it.

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Quiet boy, what are a bunch of rich racists 
going to amount to, seriously?

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You'd have to get elected to Brussels, have 
a party majority foothold, stir up Nationalism 
in Europe.

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Come on lads let's start up 15 different 
Get out of Europe campaigns, Rothermere have 
you got Rupert's number?

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You fecking idiot!!!

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What did I say???

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It's all set, you'll be in Number 10 in 2010, 
the bad news is you will have to start in 
a coalition with the Lib Dems.

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You're allowed six years. Just have fun with 
it, remember it's not about the country, 
it's about the party.

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If you keep applying the right pressure then 
they will vote for whatever "we" tell them 
too.

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How many souls?

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I never disclose my financials, price means 
price and pay means pay.

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But I can help you devalue the country too, 
extras means extras.

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That'll go great with that austerwhatsity 
that Gideon has invented.

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See you're a natural Tory Davey.

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Here's the two I was talking about.

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You'd better not fuck this up. Oh and orders 
from you know who, we have to leave Europe.

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Orders means Orders, fucking racists.

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Leave Europe are you fucking mad? Wait did 
you just say racists?

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Forget the racists Davey, just think of the 
good times.

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Quiet Gideon.

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Usual for me and George and whatever Lucifer 
is drinking.

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Thank you for covering for me

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It was nothing.

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The fake story with the pig? To protect me.

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Yeah a fake story...

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Great news, I get to be PM in about 15 years. 
Lucifer is a great legal expert, who knew 
there was so many loopholes?

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Wait here I'll be right back. Sam you'll 
never guess who I have to work with. Nick 
Clegg!

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Oh dear Davey.

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Not tonight love.

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Here's your drinks gents

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Screw Europe and screw the country, Davey 
is getting Dirty!

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So with Clegg in my way, I'll never get to 
be as evil as I could be.

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That's a shame. Look Davey I need to tell 
you I've been seeing...

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Carswell, Douglas Carswell.

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Oh Bollocks, look I didn't touch her, I'm 
still a virgin.

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Virgin? Not what my photographer at the farm 
told me.

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Come on darling, the BNP are having a knitathon 
in the next village, they'll see us right.

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Bye Davey.

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Shit Dave, Europe

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I know but they'll never shut up will they.

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And George, at least we get to stash the 
cash. I have trusts flowing through 175 offshore 
accounts. Zero Tax!

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About that, Carswell said you have to sort 
out the BNP, a new party is rising from them.

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We may as well, we do for everyone else.

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Right, gather Govey, Foxy, Bojo and Old Davey, 
we have a future to ruin.

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I bloody love Europe.

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Our nights in Paris ah...

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I am Nigel. Your true King

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Paul, Paul Golding, lovely to meet you, when 
do we attack?

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At ease soldier, no attacks today.

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Do you have soundbites? Can I try one?

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Yes here, "We want our country back"

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That got my springs in a coil.

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So we need to recruit all out and tell them 
to vote UKIP

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Look I'm in charge of the BNP, I want my 
votes for me.

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No, no, there's only one I in team and it's 
in Nigel.

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Only I can fly round the world challenging 
democracy and turning it into fascism.

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And what you have your own wings?

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Your own wings, wow, like Dambusters?

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You'd think they'd never seen a racist before.

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He's just so down to earth, erm I heard that 
somewhere.

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Don't touch the Anti-Muslamic Ray Gun

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When do we get one? Or is it just for the 
UKIPs?

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Look, the guy is a fraud, he hasn't got wings.

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I think somebody is jealous of the new Racist 
King.

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Enough, this Farage is a nut, he's dangerous 
and we were thinking of winding down remember?

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Winding down?

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Well if you want to be a coward, just when 
the war is starting.

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Look you jumped up little shit, I was on 
the marches when you were learning ABC's. 
We're done, finished.

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Well if he wants to take up the mantle

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Mr Farage, when can we go and harass empty 
treehouses?

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He doesn't know, he's fake. He's a phoney.

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Who's a phoney?

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They look splendid, do they come in white?

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What? He'll never fly with that cheapo crap.

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I urge you sir, I am a skilled flyer.

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You won't manage to take off here.

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Yes I will, now stand back.

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You'll never make it.

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Yes I will I'm a UKIP Ranger.

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There's no such thing.

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I'll show you.

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To our borders, and within....

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If you would not vote to join now, then do 
not vote to stay.

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If you Vote Leave and Take Back Control we 
can all feel safe from Turkey joining tomorrow.

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I am an immigrant and we have too many immigrants.

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So you should Vote Leave to stop immigrants. 
I couldn't come unless I was skilled, is 
that fair that they come now skilled or not?

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I told you she's racist towards other immigrants.

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Who just called me a racist?

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How can it be racist stupid, when they are 
white???

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I know you, you aren't a member of the Farage 
Women in Waiting.

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Look I'll go I just wanted to know what Brexit 
means.

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If Mr Farage says too many migrants, there's 
too many okay!!!

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You want to know what Brexit means, you should 
have gone next door. UKIP have a lovely display 
on.

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Too bad you won't see it, it was beautiful.

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Now what to do with you, maybe you can join 
the last one to spy on us.

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How do I do this again, ah yes turn my eyes 
purple because I'm all UKIP inside.

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And Take Back Control...

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That's what we do to Guardian reporters.

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If you want to know how to do that you must 
Vote Leave and Take Control.

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Just remember before we had immigrants you 
were all young, so Vote Leave to get younger 
again.

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If we leave the EU we will get some money 
and we'll keep it ourselves, sod funding.

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Here's 350 quid for everyone to buy Vote 
Leave merchandise!!!

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Here's what Brexit is:

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Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage. He works so hard 
for you and me.

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Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage. Only if you're 
as white as he.

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At school he sang his Nazi songs and everybody 
laughed along.

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But now he aims to harm EU and Leave voters 
just don't see

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They just don't see, they don't see, they 
don't see like you and me.

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Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage, he loves the 
word democracy.

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Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage, he prefers the 
style of fascistry.

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His policies are all bullshit, he's not a 
racist but...

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Herr Fuhrage here he is!!!!

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Isn't Brexit wonderful? All those figurines 
looked almost alight.

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But you know if Leave lose the referendum 
by say 52%-48% we will carry on forever fighting 
to get out and become a wasteland.

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Cockwomble

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Nigel Farage

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Greetings Leave voters, make sure you take 
a pen to Vote Leave.

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I swear if Angus Robertson asks me one more 
trick question, I'll have him.

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Every fucking week. Is this Brexit? Is that 
Brexit?

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He'll know when we fucking tell him. The 
Government is sovereign.

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Did everybody like how I avoided all the 
hard questions this week?

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That's how you do it people, tell them nothing 
or they expect answers regularly.

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Like with Corbyn did he really think I was 
going to admit to a plan to ruin schools?

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I'll Royal Prerogative him back to the Dark 
ages like that Historian.

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I'm not sure that's what the Monarch's Powers 
were meant for, but there's no law against 
it.

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Soon Hammond, Farage will have collected 
all the Prerogative in Europe for us, and 
we'll have control too.

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We have Priti Patel sneaking about waving 
money at poor countries waiting for one that 
can do something for us.

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The press can run it as Brexit Boom in developing 
countries as well as everywhere in Britain.

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And ban Davis from saying the word sexy.

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Ah the report, bring it here.

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Can you believe there's only one copy of 
this?

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House of Lords Select Committee Invoking 
Article 50

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Parliament should decide

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A disturbing precedent

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Should not trigger without Parliamentary 
Approval

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Consider it Constitutionally appropriate 
for the assent of both Houses to be needed

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Bastards

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Bastards

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They are making me look foolish on purpose

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Subverting our newly improved demofascist 
state.

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The people voted leave for upto 20 different 
outcomes.

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I looked stupid at the G20, I'm not even 
invited to the Bratislava.

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All I can see when I look online is fucking 
advisory advisory advisory.

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We can't even Brexit without our hands held.

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We had strict instructions. Leave the EU. 
Destroy education and Welfare, Hammer the 
NHS and roll back as many rights as possible.

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Go tell Davis no faking it, Actually do the 
assessments.