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(door bell)

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They're here. Let's do this.

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Trick or treat

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Trick or treat

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Trick or treat

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Wow, look at you guys!

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Those are some awesome costumes, huh?

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Let's what we got here.

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We've got a college professor!

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A Vegas showgirl!

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Let me tell you, you guys hit the jackpot 
coming here today.

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Snickers!

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M&Ms!

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Jolly Rancher right there!

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Who else is gonna give you a big block of 
candy?

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I don't know, just me.

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Boom! King Halloween, right here.

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Ha ha ha. You're welcome.

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Do these have peanuts?

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Oh yeah, you better believe it.

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I'm allergic to peanuts.

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Umm, oh, here!

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Do those have dairy?

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Well, their milk does so...

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Diary makes me bloat.

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Okay, grandma.

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Snickers are not good for my skin.

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Okay.

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Dairy gives me disaster pants.

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Oh.

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High fructose corn syrup is shown to dramatically 
increase the risk of diabetes

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heart disease

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and cancer.

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Yeah, okay. Alright, you know what?

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You're not the first kids that I've had this 
problem with.

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Here, just give me back the candy.

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You are gonna love these chips!

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Some potato chips for you.

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How do you like it now?

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Are these gluten free?

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Too many hidrogenated oils.

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None of you eat carbs?

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You don't do carbs?

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I've got some health foods.

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Somewhere. Hold on, don't worry.

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The best Halloween you've ever had.

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Okay, here we go.

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Diet soda?

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Aspartame.

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Roasted almonds?

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We only do raw.

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Boiled water?

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Plastic.

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Oh, stay.

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Edamame.

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Soy.

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Now this, this is a perfectly ripe avocado. 
Alright?

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Nature's perfect food.

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Is it organic?

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I grew it in my backyard.

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So it's not certified?

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Oh, I miss you, Halloween.

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Does this have aloe?

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