(door bell)

They're here. Let's do this.

Trick or treat

Trick or treat

Trick or treat

Wow, look at you guys!

Those are some awesome costumes, huh?

Let's what we got here.

We've got a college professor!

A Vegas showgirl!

Let me tell you, you guys hit the jackpot coming here today.

Snickers!

M&Ms!

Jolly Rancher right there!

Who else is gonna give you a big block of candy?

I don't know, just me.

Boom! King Halloween, right here.

Ha ha ha. You're welcome.

Do these have peanuts?

Oh yeah, you better believe it.

I'm allergic to peanuts.

Umm, oh, here!

Do those have dairy?

Well, their milk does so...

Diary makes me bloat.

Okay, grandma.

Snickers are not good for my skin.

Okay.

Dairy gives me disaster pants.

Oh.

High fructose corn syrup is shown to dramatically increase the risk of diabetes

heart disease

and cancer.

Yeah, okay. Alright, you know what?

You're not the first kids that I've had this problem with.

Here, just give me back the candy.

You are gonna love these chips!

Some potato chips for you.

How do you like it now?

Are these gluten free?

Too many hidrogenated oils.

None of you eat carbs?

You don't do carbs?

I've got some health foods.

Somewhere. Hold on, don't worry.

The best Halloween you've ever had.

Okay, here we go.

Diet soda?

Aspartame.

Roasted almonds?

We only do raw.

Boiled water?

Plastic.

Oh, stay.

Edamame.

Soy.

Now this, this is a perfectly ripe avocado. Alright?

Nature's perfect food.

Is it organic?

I grew it in my backyard.

So it's not certified?

Oh, I miss you, Halloween.

Does this have aloe?