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This is the latest information our soliders 
have given

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We have no precence south of Kiev

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The enemies have made all our tanks go boom

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And all other attacks have failed miserably

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We are winning elsewhere, this is fine

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Supreme leader

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The operation...

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The operation has failed everywhere

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The operation must end

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The following stays in the room: Mikhail, 
Yury, Marat and Sergey

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THIS IS BULLSHIT

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The operation could not fail

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This shithole of a country should be no problem

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Where did I put my cocain

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How the shit could we loose?

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You have all failed me today, your entire 
generation is flawed

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None of you knows shit

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Supreme leader, we can't loose more soliders

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You cowards, traitors, incompetents!

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Supreme leader, we tried to tell you

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You couldn't tell your ass from your head, 
idiot!

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The generals told me this was an easy military 
operation, in and out, two weeks, tops

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Now we have farmers with John Deere taking 
our tanks

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I can't think of a way this could have gone 
worse for us!

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The comedian has won

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People on twitter are calling me a shit Stalin

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I was a fool

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But I am the chosen one

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Europe will be mine

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Traitors

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I will never be able to scare NATO again 
now

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Even China is laughing at us

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Soon the only working bank will be the bloodbank, 
and we are running out of blood to pay with!

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It's OK, this is normal for him

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This is a shitshow

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It is impossible to turn this around

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It's the end

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The war is lost

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But if you think this means I will leave 
my power, you are wrong.

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Id rather put a bullet in my head

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Save what you can