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As you can see Boss, Smithy has drafted the initial Sqn Q plot over Xmas

00:09.5 - 00:15.4
He's also managed to fit in your 3 week leave request around it, as well.

00:15.5 - 00:20.3
Oh excellent, I knew not chopping him when he was on RAR would pay off eventually.

00:22.9 - 00:24.1
Boss.

00:26.0 - 00:28.0
Smithy...

00:28.9 - 00:35.4
Smithy has just messaged me saying that 6 of the JPs have just tested positive with COVID.

00:50.2 - 00:59.7
Please can everyone apart from the XO, OC A and OC B leave the office.

01:09.3 - 01:11.0
I FUCKING ORDERED THEM

01:11.5 - 01:15.0
I FUCKING ORDERED THOSE CUNTS TO NOT GET COVID

01:15.1 - 01:22.6
I EXPLICITLY FUCKING TOLD THEM WHEN WE WERE ALL IN THE BRIEFING ROOM JUST BEFORE LEAVING FOR XMAS TO NOT TEST POSITIVE

01:25.2 - 01:30.2
I EVEN MADE UP SOME RANDOM 4-SHIP SIM EVENTS TO STOP THEM LICKING EACH OTHER IN LINCOLN

01:30.3 - 01:35.1
THE STAISH TOLD ME WHAT A CLEVER, CUNNING, PLAN IT WAS

01:35.6 - 01:37.5
Boss, those SIMs offered us real training value.

01:37.6 - 01:41.1
OF COURSE THEY WERE UTTER BOLLOCKS, WE CAN'T EVEN GET A FOUR JETS TOGETHER ANYWAY

01:41.2 - 01:43.7
Boss, we'll be all set to CAP over Kiev now.

01:43.8 - 01:48.0
Oh shut the fuck up Harty

01:48.3 - 01:55.3
How the fuck have all of them gone man down shit pants anyway!?