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We have reports that the career staff performed 
splendidly at the Ambler Fire last week.

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But despite our best effort, Battalion 88 
succesfully burned the stuctures to the ground 
so he could build his Facebook followers.

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Also, Bob Johnson backed QT15 into a concrete 
train platform.

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I'll have CSF discipline that old Kook.

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Chief...

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CSF...

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CSF and Dickie were spotting him

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And Bob was using his wonky eye for depth 
perception.

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I'm about to make a major personnel decision.

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I'd suggest you leave if you don't trust 
any of my previous personnel decisions.

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Backed into a concrete train platform?

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Using his wonky eye for depth percetion?

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What the Fuck was CSF doing as the spotter? 
Updating Montco Fireboard?

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...nothing but a bunch of fucking whackers...

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It's OK Mrs. Mancinci, your comments are 
still better than his.

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I thought the Wookie driving was bad enough...

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But now we have an old man with one eye

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Does Pierce make a Self Driving firetruck 
yet?

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Chief, thats's crazy talk.

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What's crazy is backing into train platforms.

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But Chief, it was a #JobTown

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The building was going to burn down anyway.

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Ambler water sucks

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Zach was running around amuck

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700 literally sucked a creek dry...Then somebody 
backed their engine into the woods and sunk 
up to the axles.

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How many times did I have to hear L15 ask 
for water??

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I was going to make fun of SD18 for running 
over a hose coupling and getting a flat tire.

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But it was my star Captain and my Horsham 
legend that stole the show...

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At least they didn't hit a train too.

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Could the damage buff out?

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CSF is my protege.

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I see a lot of of my younger self in him..

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The hard charging slayer that I was...

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I have no other choice...

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In March I will promote CSF to Battalion 
Chief 15!

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I know he is a completely incompetent boob, 
but he's all I got.

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He will do less damage responding in an SUV.

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He can park away from the scene.

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And give orders nobody will follow anyway.

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You can still sleep in Jason's bunk, Conal.

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Remember when I was cool by buying only Quints?

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I think I'll promote Captain Velcro Shoes 
as well.

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I might as well eat the whole...

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...shit sandwich.

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We're FUCKED...

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Meanwhile, the career guys got new recliners 
and will soon have a new kitchen...

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...along with their belt bucks and mascot.

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I think I'll try Ass Licking...