1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:02,600 Deebo and DADams went huge for us on Christmas 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:06,500 Nick Chubb made an elite third point of attack 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:14,500 Reasonable Sunday performances should hold off Doug’s players from Cincinnati and Dallas. 4 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:19,500 Doug always gets third place. We're the fucking Monstars 5 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,400 My Führer… 6 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,100 Doug... 7 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:31,500 Tee Higgins scored 37 points for Doug 8 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,900 And Matthew Stafford didn't break double digits 9 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:59,200 Everybody who thought this was the year of the white wide reciever, leave the room now 10 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,300 WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO 11 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,500 THE ACTUAL FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO???? 12 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:19,700 Do you have any goddamn idea how much time I spent on fantasy this year? This was the golden chance! My keepers! 13 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,600 We were peaking at just the right moment. I scored 150 points last week 14 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:29,500 And now I don't even get a good draft pick! 15 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:34,400 It's back to the bottom for all of us! Grubbing around for measly wins! I was 12-0!!! 16 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:42,400 It's back to the bottom for all of us! Grubbing around for measly wins! I was 12-0!!! 17 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,000 My Führer we have best regular season record ever 18 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:48,200 Nobody gives a fuck about the regular season! It's forgettable! 19 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:50,700 My Führer, our season was historic 20 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:54,400 We lost the last three fucking games we played in! 21 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:55,400 It's bullshit! 22 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:04,100 Why do you think nobody was talking about the Arizona Cardinals when they were the last undefeated team in the NFL? It makes me sick! 23 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:09,700 This was the year to take it all! And now people will only be talking about how nobody scored points against us 24 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:14,900 Travis Kelce, Deebo Samuel and Davante Adams? This was the dream team! 25 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:20,600 It is so damn hard to win in this league and it was handed to me on a platter. 26 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:23,900 Even the path was easier without Colin! 27 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,400 This loss is worth at least three Herbert games with Mike 28 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:34,000 Doesn't anyone realize my struggle? There is no one in the league that suffers more than me 29 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,700 It sucks so fucking much 30 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:48,200 Fuck man. I said that it wouldn't happen again this year and I did the work for it! 31 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:53,100 All the websites, the podcasts, the magazines... this would be an addiction if I got anything out of it 32 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,400 And now it's back to square one. 33 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:58,600 I don't even know who I'll keep besides Deebo Samuel 34 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,100 Without Kelce everyone else was flat! 35 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,700 Don't worry, Michael Thomas might become relevant 36 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,900 Fucking fantasy football 37 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,800 It's just, a magnificant tease that always leads to heartbreak 38 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,400 It sucks. 39 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,700 A trick. Once again. 40 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:43,300 And the worst part is, I really thought this was the year that Charlie Brown would kick the football. 41 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:48,200 Fucking Stafford. Anything less than a shit game would have been enough. 42 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:53,100 Not even that many of my players hit their floors.