1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:02,200 I have a few things I'd like to discuss. 2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,800 We've completed our roster for the new ZRL season. 3 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:07,100 And stage 1 is already done and dusted. 4 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,800 We have maintained the core of the team and added a couple of talented puncheurs 5 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:14,500 And we believe we're even stronger than last season. 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,400 That's great, with the bike swap strategy we should be able to show them who's the real MVP. 7 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,300 Boss... 8 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,700 Swapping... 9 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,600 Swapping was a complete and utter disaster. 10 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:36,500 I forgot I had to be at standstill to change the bike. 11 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,400 Everyone who raced for... 12 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:51,900 ZSUN 13 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:52,600 Herd 14 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:53,600 Dirt 15 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,500 Get the fuck out of here. 16 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,400 That was a fucking order! 17 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:15,000 Go to the pairing screen and stop pedalling! 18 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:19,900 Stay together and you'll crush the competition through the jungle climb. 19 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:24,800 What have I done to deserve this mediocracy? 20 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:27,300 Did you even watch the recon video from Si Bradley? 21 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,000 If you did, you would have know you have to practice the bike swap in advance! 22 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:35,900 But with the braindead imbecils in this team, I'm sure you didn't even know which course we were racing. 23 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,700 Boss, I couldn't remember what the gravel bike was called. 24 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,100 Cervelo Aspero! 25 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,800 How difficult can it be? 26 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,100 Boss, I had AppleTV and sweaty fingers. 27 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:48,000 I'm tired of bad excuses and lousy efforts. 28 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:50,700 It's all I'm hearing! 29 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:55,300 All you had to do was keeping it calm, bunch up and fly past the pack. 30 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,600 We would have dominated that podium. 31 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:02,500 Instead we are standing here in shame, looking like a bunch of losers. 32 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:07,400 I have been looking forward to this season like a little kid in a candy store. 33 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:11,200 I even tattooed the team logo on my butt cheek. 34 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:14,400 Who the hell came up with the idea of gravel roads for 35 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,600 indoor TRAINERS! 36 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:22,700 Why isn't it a part of the Zwift Academy? 37 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:25,000 Someone should issue a support ticket! 38 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,400 A test of Zwift support! 39 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,900 I'm sure we'll get a bounty for it. 40 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,500 Traitors! 41 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:40,400 Whenever I contact them all I get is a copy-paste standard reply that isn't even answering my question. 42 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:45,300 Zwift is so full of "world class" athletes, masquerading as pudgy middle aged guys. 43 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,500 They're so modest that they refuse to impose themselves 44 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:52,000 To the no doubt devastating effect on the ranks of pro cyclists. 45 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:56,000 Instead they are just toiling away anonymously in their basements. 46 00:02:56,900 --> 00:03:00,000 Don't worry. Eric Min said they're "working on it". 47 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,100 One day I was going to do a race, and the app had to update. 48 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,700 It went on and on, and I thought this is not going to go well. 49 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,800 I was right. 50 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,900 RGT was downloaded. 51 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,500 It was so boring I nearly fell off my bike. 52 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,600 The most entertaining part of it is a wild west town 53 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:39,100 with a train that moves around. 54 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,300 I deleted the account.