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Let me introduce myself. The name's Catpack...and 
you need to applaud.

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I am called "The People's Champion"!

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...actually that is wrong, I call myself 
"The People's Champion"................all 
of me.

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..but the fcukers haven't worked it out yet--I'm 
a TOOL!.

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Stop laughing, I'm serious!

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I'm number 1 Tool!

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I'm not just a tool, I'm the "tools' TOOL!!

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...my chipiona is playing them like a piano 
accordian!!!!

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OMG! The sweet release...I've just come out 
of the tool box!!

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The freedom! I no longer have to disguise 
myself to those fcukers by putting my teeth 
in.

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Though I won't change my greasy slicked back 
hair and wearing a scarf around my neck in 
summer for anyone!!!!

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AND WHAT'S MORE.......a few of those fcukers 
in Phil's Gang could do with a coming out 
of the Tool Box themselves....

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To have the freedom I now feel, they need 
to follow a deity.

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It is I! I was forged in 1959, for I am the 
"People's Tool"