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Evan, we have been lying to you

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This Santa is Mitch, and look

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this Santa is Marvin.

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Both of these Santas are fake because the 
real Santa

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is Chinese.

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What?

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Santa is Chinese?

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Yes! Why do you think all the toys he delivers 
say made in China?

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Right, Louis?

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eh...right, right

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How about how Santa wears a red suit? Nothing 
more Chinese than the colour red

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I've never seen a Chinese Santa?

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Oh, of course you haven't

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Real Santa doesn't have the time to be standing 
around, ringing a bell on every street corner