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Colonel, the PJHQ J8 audit team has completed 
its work

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After visiting Abuja, Makurdi and Owode

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It has become clear that TURUS finances are 
in total disarray

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And the entire operation will now be closed 
down

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Surely, all they need to do is check the 
receipts to see that we have accounted for 
everything

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[COS]

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Colonel...

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BMATT...

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There are no receipts for anything purchased 
by BMATT in the last 19 years.

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Even the DDA's cleaner

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Everyone except the Chief of Staff, SO2 J3/5, 
and the Chief Clerk is to leave the room.

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THE PREVIOUS COS TOLD ME EVERYTHING WAS FINE!

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HE SAID EVERYTHING WAS BEING DONE IN LINE 
WITH POLICY

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HE TOLD ME THAT BMATT HAD LEFT PERFECT FINANCIAL 
RECORDS

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[LOE LEADS]

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[SO2 LAND]

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[SO2 AIR]

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HOW CAN I GO BACK TO THE GUARDS DIVISION 
AS THE MAN WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING RECEIPT

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I MIGHT AS WELL SIGN OFF NOW BEFORE THIS 
SHIT GOES DOWN LIKE THE HINDENBURG

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[COS] Sir, since I arrived we've rectified 
many of the issues--

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YOU ARE, AT BEST, GOING TO GET B- DEV/DEV 
AS A RESULT OF THIS SHIT SHOW

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[COS] Colonel, there is still time to prepare 
a--

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You couldn't make this better even if you 
had five surnames

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You're supposed square me away while I play 
tennis with the DA

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But all you do is quote JSPs and policies 
at me like a six foot fucking parrot

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Maybe if you lived in Lawani, you'd understand 
how lonely it is being the boss

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[LOE Leads]

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[SO2 Land and SO2 Air]

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[SO3 STRATCOM]

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We might as well call Owode 'Atlantis' at 
this fucking point

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And as for Bauchi

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