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Well it appears that the plan for Keith didnt 
work!

2
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We detonated the charges, but the caravan 
took most of the hit.

3
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The tunnel was blocked for hours.

4
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You mean to tell me that Uncle Albert will 
be in Malaga.

5
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Erm, well Luke.

6
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Sponge, we did say we should give them Mase. 
      We know Stone's a pitch n putt course.

7
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Pand, Liam & Steve stay here. Everyone else 
fuck off out.

8
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I fucking told you I wanted Keith, you know 
how dangerous he is, especially on that handicap.

9
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I bet Bobs laughing his cock off... fuckin 
spiders.

10
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He's gone up a shot, just like Noel.

11
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And do get me started on Gaz.

12
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Every year "I'll be off 18".

13
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So this year, what's he off 20....

14
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Come on Sponge that's your Dad, just because 
he's had lessons.

15
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Bollocks I don't give a shit.

16
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Sponge, it's ok though, Sev hits his ME 300 
yards now

17
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Sev... Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee Donkey.

18
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Has he found the water yet? must have asked 
everyone on the tee last year.

19
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"where dya get the water fraaam, where dya 
get the water fraaam where dya get the water 
fraaam "

20
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Pand, I hope you've got those gears this 
year pal.

21
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I am not losing this tour to the Go Compare 
bloke.

22
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The stupid Welsh twat.

23
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At least we've got Angelo,

24
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MVP last few tours we have 3 points on the 
board at least.

25
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OH SHIT.

26
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Where is he anyway?

27
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I haven't seen much of him these last few 
months.

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Does he still think he's the Cheshire Tommy 
Shelby with his racehorses.

29
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I am sure the last kebab we had from his 
chippy wasn't real lamb, and that horse hasn't 
ran for a bit has it.

30
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It's ok, Ang isnt coming this year, he's 
in Mykonos.

31
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Well I suppose it could be worse couldn't 
it.

32
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We could be doing karaoke like we have these 
last few years.

33
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Think I dodged a bullet there lads,

34
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Jaz had to sing didn't he last time when 
Pand was bottom,

35
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good job there's no fantasy league this year.

36
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I don't think I could perform infront of 
all those people