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Fellow citizens, friends and brothers

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Today I bring a shocking annoucement concerning 
Cosmo Mealing

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aka stinky boi, on Sunday at around 1:30am 
he was seen engaging in a kiss with a female

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We all find this development very suprising 
and had never anticipated this course of 
events

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