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[Bowser laughs]

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Oh, Charleyyy! That's not how you brush your 
teeth, boy.

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[Making chickens sounds]

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Ha ha ha! Charleyyy? Your killing me. Oscar! 
Oscar!

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Who is calling while Charleyyy's on?! It 
better be inportant!

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Hello?!

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Yes! It's this father of Bowser Junior?

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Yes I am! AND WHO IS THIS?! AND WHY ARE YOU 
INTERRUPTING MY SHOWS?!

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I'm sorry for interruping your show, sir. 
But I had to call you to notify you about 
your son failing all of his classes!

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WHAT?! He's failing?

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Yes! He's failing pretty badly

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and he has a final exam this Friday.

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And if he fails that exam, I...

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Hello?

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[Bowser] I'm still here.

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I will fail hin. I will kick him out of the 
school!

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Do you got that? So, I would recommend that 
you encourage him to study!!

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Oh! I'll make sure he studys and passes it.

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Good! Have a nice day.

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All right! Bye!

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I can't believe he doesn't want to study. 
I'll show him studying!

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Hm Hm! I'll teach how to study.

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[Whistling]

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Come on! Just home! Ooo! I bet you won't 
walk to that front door! Ooo!

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Oh, my backpack is so heavy! There's so many 
books.

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I can't wait to get inside and get something 
to eat.

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Stupid boy! Stupid, you! What the hell is 
wrong with you?!

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I'm sick and tired of you! You haven't been 
studying, haven't you? Huh? Huh?

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Dont hit me. Just, don't hit me!

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You liar! Stop being a liar to me, boy! Uh! 
Uh! Uh! Uh!

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Your failing all of your classes!! All of 
them!!

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Every single one of your fails you haven't 
any of your work!

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It's just it's really hard, dad.

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No, it's not!! I can't do it!!! I got my 
education!!!

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But Dad, it's really hard!

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You know what? I gonna whip you in front 
of Chief Pee Pee!

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Bowser Junior is going to be home from school 
in any moment now, and he wants me to fix 
his stupid Lunchable. God!

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What am I doing with my life?

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Wait? What's that noice?

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Shut up! Shut up! I'm not going to beat you. 
I'm whip you in front of Chief Pee Pee. Now, 
shut up and be quiet and don't move. You 
better not move!

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Cheif Pee Pee!!

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Yes, Lord Bowser.

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Guess what my little retard did?!

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Uh. I don't know. I'm not gonna guess.

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HE'S FAILING ALL OF HIS CLASSES!

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Whoa ho ho! Man, that sounds like it sucks.

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I know, right? Now, I have a question.

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If his was your son, what would you do to 
him?

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Hmmm. If that was my son, then I would probably 
whip him. Yeah!

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I would beat him and I would let me have 
a chance at beating him if I was you. Like 
let me get him. Whack at him! You know. Heh 
heh.

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Yeah! That's exactly what I'll do.

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No! Dad! NO, NO, NO!

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Your about to get it now! Ooo! Don't run 
from me!

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Don't you run from me! Don't... ...you... 
...run... ...from... ...me!

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Why are failing... ...your... ...classes?!

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Because... ...stop... ...because it's really 
hard.

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NO EXCUSES! WHY ARE YOU FAILING YOUR CLASSES?!

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Because it's really hard! I need help! I 
need help!

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So, you say you need a tutor?

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Yes! I need a tutor! I need a tutor!

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I wonder who I'm gonna get to tutor him.

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But Bowser, I don't want to tutor your son!

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Then I give you a choice!

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No!

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I didn't think so.

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Now you're gonna tutor my son and your gonna 
make sure he get's all of the knowledge that 
he needs to pass his final exam

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for tomorrow!

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You got that?

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That means every single subject.

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Your gonna get his little bitty itty bitty 
stupid retarded him of his! Okay?

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Make sure he knows the material, or I'm-a 
beat both of you

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with an extension cord!!

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While your naked!!

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No! Not an extension cord!

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Yes, I would do it! I promise I would do 
it!

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Now, you make sure he knows all the material

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and you make sure you learn all the material.

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Okay!

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You got that?!

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Yes.

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You got that?!

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Yes. Just don't hit me!

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Hurry up! And get it all done!

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I'm-a be back here SOON!!

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Chief Pee Pee, we got to learn right now! 
We got to learn.

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What is this material you have to learn, 
you stupid boy?

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Okay, I'll go get it.

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Ah, God!

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Okay, Chief Pee Pee. This is what I need 
to learn for my test tomrrow.

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Okay. Let me see what you got here.

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Okay. Calculus? Wow.

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What is this? Japanese simples?

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And spelling?

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Wait? What grade are you in, boy?

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Kindergarten.

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Kindergarten?

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And you have calculus homework?

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Yeah. My teacher said if I don't know this 
by tomorrow, then I'm stupid and dumb.

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What? The only thing you're suppose to do 
in kindergarten is spelling.

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I don't know how to do calculus or know how 
to read this Chinese Japanese crap!

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Well then, who are we gonna get to teach 
because I need to know this by tomorrow!!

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Well, well, well, sounds like you guys need 
some work done.

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What? Hell no please, Toad!

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Just leave! Your no type of help around here.

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But Chief Pee Pee, he might be able to help 
us.

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No. I'm telling you, he does more harm than 
good. He stabbed me once!

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He did?

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Yes. In my eye.

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[laughs] Chief Pee Pee? Your so silly.

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I just thought you needed help with your 
homework. I'm kinda a genius!

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So, do you or not?

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Yes! I need help with my homework. I need 
help with it.

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No! Don't say that! You don't need no help! 
I got you.

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No, no! I want his help. I want his help.

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Okay. Just drop me a beat!

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All right. I'll drop you a beat!

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Okay. Never mind about that beat! I got my 
own. Kick it!!

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[Music Playing]

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Oh no! I'm sorry. I can't do this.

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I have to leave. Bye, guys! Like, I don't 
know any calculus. I'm not that smart. Hm!

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That was so cool, Chief Pee Pee.

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What? That's was cool?

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Yeah!

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Did you even learn anything from that?

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No, but it's sounded awesome! Can he do it 
again?

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No, we cannot do it again. It was a waste 
of time from the begining!

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But, I want him to do it AGAIN!!!

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No! We need to hurry up and get done your 
work. I don't really know how to do none 
of this hard stuff right here.

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Not none of the Chinese jiber-jabber.

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But can kinda spell. So let's do this.

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Okay. What's #1? I don't know how to spell 
#1.

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Hmmm. It has a tail and has spots in it. 
So, I'm thinkin-

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It's a cow. -It's a dog.

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It's a cow.

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Does it look like it has horns, man. It's 
three letters, bro.. Dog!

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Okay. What's the second one, Chief Pee Pee?

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The secound one is your mother!

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[laughing]

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I don't get it, Chief Pee Pee. -Oh! I kill 
myself!

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My mom's a turtle like me. -Just move on!

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Okay. What's the third one, Chief Pee Pee?

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Okay. It has wheels and it rhymes with car.

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It's a truck!

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No. It's a car. -Well, how do you spell "car".

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This were learning to do. Your learn how 
to spell "car". Now, spell "car".

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I'll help you. It starts with a C-A-R. Now 
spell "car".

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Uh. I don't know, Chief Pee Pee! This is 
hard!

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I just gave you the danm answer!! Spell it!

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Q.

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Oh my God. I swear to God! I will stab you, 
right now.

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Le-le-let's get to the fourth one.

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Well, the fourth one... ...it... ...looks 
like it has sticks and...

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..um... ...I don't know. I guess a cereal 
bowl. Bowl?

154
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It might be "bowl".

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Where did you go?! Junior?!

156
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[grumbles] Junior?! Where did you go?!

157
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Yay! I'm riding my horsea!

158
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Uh, excuse me. What the hell our you doing?!

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Um. Riding my horsea.

160
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No! Your suppose to be doing your homework. 
Do you not remember?

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Well, you were doing so good on the homework 
that I decided to take a break and ride my 
horsea.

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No! Get off.

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No! No! My horsea! No! My horsea!

164
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No, Chief Pee Pee! I want to ride my horsea! 
I want to ride my horsea!

165
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Look, boy! You're not about to ride a horsea, 
okay? We have homework to finish. Did you 
forget about that!

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But, I don't want to do homework! Homework 
sucks! It's stupid and dumb!

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I don't want to do your homework, okay? But 
it has to be done

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because I'm not getting beat up with an extension 
cord, naked!

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Well, Chief Pee Pee, this is useless. All 
you know how to do is spell and we still 
got to do calculus

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and C