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I told my girlfriend, Rosita come we are 
going home, its getting late

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She said no, im leaving you for another guy

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It was this ugly guy with a bit of money

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The next week i win the lottery on 10 million 
euro

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And then

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She left the other guy and came begging at 
my doorstep

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She said she made a mistake and wanted me 
back

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And she started to apologise and beg for 
me to forgive her

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And then she took this stick and said "I 
will let you fist me with this"

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And I said "What?"

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Why would you want anything smaller than 
mine