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The Tech house stage is the place where we 
can shelve the most pingas, its straegically 
the most ideal spot in the whole festival.

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What time are all the up and coming hard 
working producers playing?

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My Furher.....

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My Furher.... They have booked Dom Dolla 
to headline the festival once again.

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Those who think 'Pump The breaks' is the 
greatest tech house track of 2021 leave the 
room....

6
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THAT FARKKING INDUSTRY PLANT. THAT MEDIOCRE 
HACK

7
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THAT TWAT RELEASES 1 TRACK A YEAR AND PLAYS 
EVERY FESTIVAL ON THIS FARKING PLANET

8
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EVERY CUNT WORSHIPS HIM LIKE THE SECOND COMING 
OF CHRIST, HE FARTS AND PEOPLE THINK ITS 
BEETHOVENS UNFINISHED SHYMPHONY.

9
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ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR SOME INNOVATIVE DANCE 
MUSIC, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

10
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MY FURHER TAKE IT WENT GOLD IN AUSTRALIA

11
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FUCK TAKE IT AND ITS CHIPMUNK VOCALS, IF 
I WANTED TO HEAR CHIPMUNKS I'D SHELVE A NANG 
AND MAKE BETTER SOUNDS

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MY FURHER DOM DOLLA IS THE SINGLE GREATEST 
TECH HOUSE ARTIST TO COME OUT OF AUSTRALIA

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I MISS THE DAYS WHEN DJ'S ACTUALLY TRIED, 
WHEN THEY PUT OUT MORE THAN 1 TRACK A YEAR, 
IS THAT SO CRAZY TO ASK?

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DJ'S USE TO HAVE PASSION FOR THEIR CRAFT, 
THEY USE TO TRY AND INVOATE.BUT NOW THEY 
JUST RECYCLE THE SAME FARKING SAMPLE PACKS 
AND RE USE PRESET SOUNDS.

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IT'S CRIMINAL WHAT THESE HACKS WILL GET AWAY 
WITH, AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING? AM I LOSING 
MY MIND OR WILL THESE COWARDS WAKE UP AND 
TAKE A STAND?

16
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THERE ARE A MILLION OTHER DJ'S BUSTING THERE 
ASS, AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEM!

17
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I JUST WANT A FESTIVAL LINEUP THAT DOESN'T 
HAVE THE SAME RECYCLED ACTS, YEAR IN YEAR 
OUT.

18
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IM SICK OF SEEING FISHER FLICK HIS FUCKING 
WRISTS AND PLAY PRE RECORDED SETS, THAT CUNT 
WAS THE LEAST TALENTED HALF OF CUT SNAKE.

19
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WE ALL KNOW THAT CHRIS LAKE PRODUCES ALL 
OF HIS TRACKS AND THE ONE TIME HE ACTUALLY 
MAKES HIS OWN IT SOUNDS LIKE A RAT RAPING 
ANOTHER RAT WITH DOWN SYNDROME.

20
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DON'T WORRY I GOT US EARLY BIRD VIP TICKETS

21
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I MISS THE DAYS OF DAFT PUNNK SAMPLING DISCO 
HOUSE RECORDS, AT LEAST THOSE FRENCH FUCKS 
HAD TALENT.

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IT IS A WRAP FOR THIS GARBAGE SPIN OFF OF 
DANCE MUSIC CALLED TECH HOUSE

23
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I WILL NEVER GO TO ANOTHER EDM FESTIVAL FOR 
AS LONG AS I LIVE.

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BOOK ME TICKETS TO ASTROWORLD