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*loud knocking*

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Hey, Dof!

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I'm not here!

4
00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:08,600
You're here, hey, Maxim.

5
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I'm not Maxim!

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Hey, Depth of Field!

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Just a coincidence.

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Hey, dopamine. (The third letter of the word 
"dopamine" in Russian is an 'f')

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G- ... Stop... calling me like that!

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Dagestan shoe factory? ("shoe" in Russian 
starts with an 'o')

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What, fricking, factory?!

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Who am I to you, a factory?!

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I work here alone!

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How do I call you then?

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You can use the full nickname.

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Hey, DorOfius!

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Wrong emphasis!

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ZvOnit. (It's a commonly mispronounced Russian 
word. The right way to pronounce it is "zvonIt" 
(emphasis on the 'i'))

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I hope this won't go anywhere?

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This will go on the main channel.

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Well, I should make some video

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in 2 months, at long last!