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EHH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Yessiir i am back here yet again

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Like the intro? The answer is yes.

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*Donkey kong is fishing*

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Will his opponent take the BAIT?!??!?

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この男は誰なのか？私は彼に駆け寄り、戦略的にボタンマッシングによって最大のコンボを実行します。

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*Btw yes, he did take the bait*

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*Strategic marth noises*

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*Strategic inputs*

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*DK is not having any of it*

11
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*Maraculously spot dodges*

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Get dropped kid

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*Smash bros tip: Sometimes rushing in isnt 
the best idea. Where is the spacing?*

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oh dangg.

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*We have a Wild marth here...*

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*he is currently under stress after its well 
being was ruptured*

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*When a marth is stressed, he starts speaking 
a forgein language called "Japanese". The 
following has been roughly translated.......*

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*Adrenaline starts to rush, and he looses 
control of his actions*

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Wait marth NO!

20
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Becareful! You are already at DK kill percent!

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Get rolbled kid*

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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*and you see, is where the wild marth... 
reaches the beginning of its demise...*

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Wakey WAKEY wakey WAKEY ISH TAEM FO SCHOO

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This speaks for itself

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*And so... the wild marth is terrified. All 
defences are dropped.... And he looses stage 
control...*

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*O HEHE O HEHE

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O *fudge nuggets*

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That spam isnt going to work sir

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you are gone

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DJ: Ugh, You're bad.

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CJ: You both suck

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PJ: ESCHUZE ME?!

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CJ: YOU BOTH SUCK. I thought that was clear 
enough for you to understand

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PJ: What sort of cognitive function is going 
on inside of your cerebral frontal lobe to 
make you think that that statement is true?

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CJ: I believe that the current state of my 
skill certainly outshines that of both of 
yours combines, which is a reliable source 
as to why i believe such statement.

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PJ: I here by challenge you to nothing but 
a quarrel. A one on one set to take place 
on the stage 'battlefield', with omega stage 
formation, with no items on, in addition 
to 10 minutes as the time limit.

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*Maybe if you could hear, you'd understand 
that there is music playing.

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PJ: So, of all the characters we have currently 
unlock in our character roster, you pick 
BOWSER!?

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CJ: I indeed would like to confirm this. 
Affirmative.

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*DK is fishing again*

42
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*Will bowser take the bait?*

43
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Thats a bad word mister

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*Bowser takes the... Bait??*

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You can see what the characters are saying 
on the shcreen.

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*Raw footage of extreme strategic gameplay*

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Folded up once again

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*Extreme strategic button mashing footage*

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*Grrrrrrrrr.....in angry*

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DJ: YOU GOTTEN THIS DAWG

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PJ: SHUT UP!

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DJ: *Continues cheering*

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*Cheering disapates*

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*reality sets in*

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*VALUABLE SMASH BROS LIFE TIP*

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no comment is needed.

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So..... Sorry man... But it has to happen