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*Keenser Enters the Room*

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*Some Idiot designer talking*

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*Old Man speaking*

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We have noticed that some players have been 
moving too fast

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Mein Fuhrer we haven't finished most of G5 
yet

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Yes we haven't completed the ship abilities, 
the research trees and we have empty systems.

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*Old Man visibly  enraged*

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What the fuck do you mean it's not finished 
yet. You have had 2 years to finish it. How 
long do you need.

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Non idiot designers leave the room now!

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Mr 1500 Hostile Cap and his 2 buddies

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What the fuck! What do we tell our players 
now!

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They spend their hard earned money and we 
take away the only fun part of the game they 
enjoy!

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*Starbound and Sierra upset because they 
have to deal with VIP Discord*

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What were you thinking! Just fix the fucking 
game!

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Are you incompetetent? Useless? Don't give 
a damn?

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But we can blame it on bots!

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Who gives a shit about the bots, they're 
slow and inefficient!

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But mein Fuhrer only 0.01% of the players 
reach 1500 hostiles per day why does it matter?

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Because we are stopping them from what they 
enjoy doing you idiot

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Use your damn brain stop looking for a scape 
goat

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Sierra contemplating resigning

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Delta's replacement coming for interview 
instantly regretting her decision

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Revert the damn change you idiot all this 
does is hurt our biggest spenders and players

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They pay your wages did you not think about 
that you clowns

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Jesus Christ, now what am I going to tell 
Walter when profits are down

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Sierra: it's okay Starbound it's not our 
fault that the design team are idiots. We'll 
try to keep profits up

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Delta's replacement thinking "Holy santa 
clause shit"

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This better be fixed by end of week. Absolutely 
idiotic change. You're lucky you still have 
your jobs, never do something like this again