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Ninja: Shooting myself in the foot. Vid: 
Oh sh-- (Music)

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(Explosion) (Laughs)

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(Music)

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You f**king joking.

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(Music)

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(Music)

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Uh-- OH MY F**K!

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(Ninja laughs)

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F**K! (laughs)

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Holy Jesus.

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(Gasp) No!

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It's all up to you now, mate. Finish the 
mission.

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(Intense music)

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(Beeps)

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(Inaudible) They're in the storm.

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Oh what the f**k.

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Alright, do you see a shark?

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(Ninja laughs)

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Ah Jack?

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What's up?

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You don't see that?

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What

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Man there has got to be an LMG or something, 
dude.

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I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen.

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Bruh, I'm not the one who died... (Gets sniped) 
OH!

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(Scary music)

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What the f-

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(Stealthy music)

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('Splodes) (Laughter)

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(Music)

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NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO!

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(Ninja laughs)

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(Music)

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('Splodes)

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(Music)

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OH NO!

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NOOOOOOO!

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(Music)

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(Sauron noises)

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AAH! AH! AH! AH! AAAH! AAAH!

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(Music)

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Hey, I'm picking you up.

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(Music)

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('Splodes) (laughter)

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(Stealthy music)

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(Grenade lands)

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('Splodes)

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(Music)

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(You serious?)

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(Music)

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Holy Jesus.

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(Music)

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Oh no! AAH! AAH!

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AAAAH!

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(Ninja laughs)

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UUH! UUUH! F**k!

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(Music)

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CHA CHING

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(Music)

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(Laughs)

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HUEH! A BUG! What ze fLLK?

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(Music)

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(laughter)

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(Music)

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Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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(Music)

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('Splodes)

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(Glitching)

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Mha hahahahahahaha!

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(Wiggles)

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(Somber music)

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You got a jump pad?

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Yeah.

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Let's go dude!

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Alright, dude. I'm not gonna make it! F**k! 
I'm not gonna make it dude!

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I gotta go f**k!

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(Laughter)

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Alright dude, hurry, hurry!

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I gotta go f**k!

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Oh my god.

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('Splodes)

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Dude, we're gonna die...

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No no no no no!

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Oh where you going! (overlapping) Dude get 
out the way! ('Splodes)

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Wy did you open the door?

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(Music)

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Gee hee hee hahaha! (Ninja laughs)

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('Splodes)

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('Splodes)

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Ninja: Bro.

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(Music)

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Oh this is awesome I love this game.

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Is a guy in the house?

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Yeah.

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You better win.

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Oh my god it's the dude!

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It's the guy!

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I found the guy!

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(Ninja laughs)

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Ha ha ha ha ha, oh...

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(Music)

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Oh my god.

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(Music)

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('Splodes)

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(Music)

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F**k you!

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(Music)

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Alright.

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(Music)

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(Siren) AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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(Wiggle)

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YOU NEED TO SHUT THE F**K UP!

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Oh! Let's do it let's do it. Join em join 
em.

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100%

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DOn't kill them. Let's join em.

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100% (laughs)

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Don't kill them.

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