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We have some important news to tell you, 
Alex

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Your dear friend, Dean, has made an important 
decision

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that somewhat resembles a committment..

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..to his future and to becoming an adult.

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Get fucked what are you talking about?

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Dean with the moon face?

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Cuz...

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Dean has

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Dean has decided to get married.

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He's marrying Debbie in like 3 weeks.

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Please leave and get me

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yoghurt,

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crepes

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and bung dung

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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CUNT!

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HE'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY COOKED IT..

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If he thinks,

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for one second, he can convince anyone he's 
STRAIGHT!

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Oh this guy switches sides like Mussolini.

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The bloke is gay and everybody knows it!

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Gay and everybody knows it.

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He takes dick..

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in

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ASS!

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How else could he work with vaginas all day 
without cracking a fat. Explain it to me 
anyone, go on?!

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Listen, I'm pretty sure he likes girls..

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HE BLEW ME!

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He did it! He blew me!

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Hang on, but doesn't that make you gay for 
receiving it?

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Oh of course you'd say that..  You've always 
wanted a piece of the führer's bratwurst.

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GAYYYY!!

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And another thing.. remember when he bought 
us all Step One underwear that time? Surely 
that is suggestive of something?

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Though I have to say those Step One undies 
are pretty awesome.

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My old undies used to go directly up mein 
bott bott and fell apart in like a year!

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And it would hurt, oh how it would hurt!

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That's really what Mein Kampf is about. I 
actually like the Jews!

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Anyway, enough underwear chat for one day.

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He's getting hitched! The hairy gorilla is 
getting hitched!

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Get your head around that.

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And Debbie..

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.. she's actually an attractive, self-respecting 
woman with a prosperous future!

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How did that nerd land anything other than 
a lawsuit for professional misconduct!

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On that note, I'm fairly certain he didn't 
go into proctology .. because he knew he'd 
be assaulting every male patient, the homo!

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Did I mention he is of the gay!?

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It's OK, Broné.

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It's called a Napoleon complex.

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When I was 13, during a sleep over...

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George jerked off in the spare bed next to 
me.

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I was awake.

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That prick. He jizzed.

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He told me he kept it in the foreskin and 
called it a "hushie".

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Now you understand why I am, the way I am.

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Congratulations, Dean xx